From f9774c76aef2f416f63a93303f996e0d595ca9c7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: jkaplon <jody@kaplon.us>
Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2017 17:06:32 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] Make fun demo text.

---
 allNotes.txt | 13 ++++++++++---
 1 file changed, 10 insertions(+), 3 deletions(-)

diff --git a/allNotes.txt b/allNotes.txt
index 323d3b1..0c2275d 100644
--- a/allNotes.txt
+++ b/allNotes.txt
@@ -1,5 +1,12 @@
-# demo
+# demo account for notes.kaplon.us #
 
-yay for demo user!
+## i hope you know `vim` and you like _MARKDOWN_ ##
 
-Does editing work?
+if you don't know what those terms mean, and you're confused by a fat, blinking cursor...hit the i-key on your keyboard and you should be able to type stuff normally.
+
+if you **do** know what i'm talking about, i'm sorry to force my keybindings on you.
+here are some hints:
+- `:` and `;` are swapped
+- `jj` escapes insert mode
+
+**now i can really start showing off this app to people!!!**